This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Emigration, Mohammed Omar warned Australia that in response to the killing of Osama Bin Laden Taliban authorities will cut off Australia's supply of Cab Drivers and if this action does not yield sufficient results, Telstra Customer Service Reps will be next, followed by Centrelink Officers,Telemarketers, and finally, Queensland Doctors.
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Bahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Funny because its true
This looks like thinly veiled racism to me fella's, and I don't like it.
Please be kidding.
All good joke will have some truth to it. Thats what makes it funny.
Dont get me started on racisium.Col Fink said:
This looks like thinly veiled racism to me fella's, and I don't like it.
hahaaahahaaaaha
Pete Chronis said
we are having a laugh, and for the record I am going to apply for a Cab licence, I stopped showering last week in preparation for the big day out.
Thats got to be your best post to date Pete ..pmsl...!
love ya Col but this is a classic and Pete that topped it.
Hey, as long as the only thing the Taliban's cutting off is supply of taxi drivers we should all be stoked. They used to cut off semi-essential body parts, you know, like heads and stuff.
YEAH COL OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR BECAUSE THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY INFERIOR BECAUSE THEY ARE DIFFERENT TO US AND THEY WEAR FUNNY HATS AND THEY HAVE RELIGION THAT MAKES ME FEEL THREATENED AND ITS EASY TO PICK ON A MINORITY THAT MAKES A MAJORITY LOOK BAD!!!!!
I have a solution to this whole situation......a final solution.
IMA INVADE POLAND, WHO'S WITH ME? I BET THESE GUYS HAVE GOT MY BACK!?
Hey fellas dont bash Col up ....!! he is expressing his own view ..........everyone is allowed that ...!
Thanks John,
Its not just superior technology that will make my plan work, it is the British foreign policy of appeasement - especially that weakling Chamberlain - that will make me execute my plan to establish White Antipodeans as the master race.
Why do I need to be kidding? I hate racism.
Racisium, however, that sounds pretty cool. Is that near Uranium on the periodic table?
David Arnold said:
Please be kidding.
All good joke will have some truth to it. Thats what makes it funny.
Dont get me started on racisium.
By the way, Aarron? I think the delivery of your joke has suffered somewhat with the build-up having been sucked into the depths of a server somewhere.
At this point, you appear to be babbling to yourself (not that there's anything wrong with that).